The Mystery At Lover's Cave


Introducing a Goat-faced Clergyman

Roger had no definite plan in his mind as he walked with quick strides along the cliff-top in the direction of Ludmouth. His impulsive flight from the other two had been dictated by two instinctive feelingsthat he wanted to be alone to ponder over the significance of this fresh information, and that Anthony and Margaret would probably be not at all averse to a little dose of each others undiluted company. His first idea, equally instinctive, had been to make a bee-line for the Russellshouse and pour out a torrent of eager questions into the ladys astonished ears. Second thoughts warned him against any such precipitation. He sat down on a convenient little hummock facing the sea, pulled out and re-lit his pipe and began to think.

It did not take him many minutes to see that, if this new lane of enquiry were not to prove a blind alley, there were two questions of paramount importance first requiring a satisfactory answer. Of these one was concerned with Mrs. Russells shoes: did they fit the second lot of footprints in that patch of mud on the cliff-path, or not? If they did, that did not actually prove anything, but Mrs. Russell remained a suspected person; if they did not, then she must be exonerated at once. The second, and far more important, was thiswho had been at the Russellshouse during the time when Mrs. Vane might have been expected to call?

Roger was still considering the interesting possibility depending on the answer to this question, when a gentle voice behind him cut abruptly into his reverie.

A charming view from this point, sir, is it not?” observed the gentle voice.

Roger turned about. A little elderly clergyman, with silvery hair and a face like a benign but beardless goat, was peering at him benevolently through a large pair of horn spectacles. “Oh, Lord, the local parson!” Roger groaned to himselfnot because he disliked parsons, local or otherwise, but because parsons are inclined to talk and Roger, at that particular moment in his existence, surprisingly enough was not. Aloud he said, courteously enough, “It is indeed; particularly charming.”

The little old parson continued to beam, the sunlight glittering on his huge spectacles. He did not go nor did he very definitely stayhe hovered.

Hes going to talk,” Roger groaned to himself again. “He wants to talk. Hes aching to talkI know he is! My pipe to the Coliseum hes going to talk!”

Rogers deduction was not amiss. It was only too plain that the little old clergyman had every intention of talking. He had, to be accurate, on seeing Rogers back in the distance, come nearly a quarter-of-a-mile out of his way for the express purpose of talking. He began to talk.

I dont remember seeing you in our little village. Perhaps you have walked over from Sandsea?”

No,” said Roger patiently. “Im staying in Ludmouth.”

Ah! At Mrs. Jamesons, no doubt? I did hear that she was expecting a visitor.”

No, at the Crown.”

Oh! Oh, dear me! Surely I am not talking to Mr. Roger Sheringham, am I?” twittered the little clergyman.

That is my name, sir, yes,” Roger admitted, with a mental side-note upon village gossip, its velocity and the surprising quarters it reaches.

My dear sir!” The little parsons beam grew brighter than ever. “You must permit me to shake hands with you. No, really you must! This is indeed a gratifying moment. I have read all your books, every one; and I cannot tell you how I enjoyed them. Well, fancy, now!”

Roger was never in the least embarrassed by this kind of encounter. He shook hands with his admirer with the greatest heartiness.

Its very kind of you to say so,” he smiled. “Very kind indeed. I wont pretend Im not gratified. Any author who pretends to be indifferent to appreciation of his books is a hypocrite and a liar and an anointed ass.”

Quite so,” agreed the little clergyman in some bewilderment. “Quite so, no doubt. Well, well, well!”

How did you know I was staying at the Crown, sir?”

Oh, these things get about in a little community like ours, Mr. Sheringham; very rapidly indeed, if I may say so. And having read your books, to say nothing of your recent articles in the Courier, including even this morningsAh, a sad business that brings you down here, Mr. Sheringham! Very sad indeed! Dear me, poor lady, poor lady!”

Rogers annoyance at the interruption to his thoughts, already considerably lessened, vanished completely. If this garrulous old man had anything of interest to tell, without doubt he could be induced to tell it. Perhaps the encounter could be turned to good account; in any case it would be no bad thing to be persona grata with the vicar. He indicated with the stem of his pipe the hummock on which he had been sitting.

Wont you sit down, sir?” he asked with a fittingly serious face. “Yes, indeed it is; extraordinarily sad.”

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The little clergyman seated himself with a nod of gratitude and Roger dropped on to the warm turf by his side.

Do you know, there is a most distressing rumour going about in the village, I understand,” remarked the former deprecatingly, but none the less gossipingly. “Something about foul play. That is nothing new, of course; your article this morning hinted quite plainly at it. But they have got to the stage in the village of importing actual names into their suspicions. Do you know that? Most regrettable; most regrettable.”

Its what youd expect, isnt it?” said Roger a trifle shortly; he had stayed to pump the other, not to be pumped himself. “What name or names have they imported?”

Really, Mr. Sheringham,” the parson hesitated, “Im not sure whether I ought⸺”

Ive only got to walk into the bar at the Crown and ask the nearest loafer, if you dont wish to tell me,” Roger pointed out with an air of indifference.

That is true. Yes, that is very true, Im afraid. Yes, I fear you have. Well, perhaps in that caseWell, they are talking about Miss Cross, you know; Mrs. Vanes cousin. Most regrettable; most regrettable! Surely you dont think, Mr. Sheringham, that⸺”

I agree with you,” Roger interrupted brusquely, forestalling the unwelcome question. “Most regrettable! But surely you, as their vicar, could⸺?” He broke off meaningly.

The little clergyman looked at him in surprise. “Me?” he said innocently. “Oh, but you are making a mistake. I am not the vicar here. Oh, dear, no! Meadows, my name is: Samuel Meadows. Wait a moment; I have a card somewhere.” He began to fumble violently in all his pockets. “Oh, dear, no; I am not the vicar. I have retired into private life. A small legacy, you understand. Just a resident here, that is all; and of only a few weeksstanding. Oh, dear, no; my parish was in Yorkshire. But Ludmouth is soAh, here we are!” With an air of mild triumph he produced a card from the pocket which he had first searched, and held it out to Roger. “Perhaps if you were passing one day—? I should be extremely honoured.”

Very kind of you indeed,” said Roger politely, his interest in the little cleric now completely evaporated. He struggled to his feet. “Well, I must be getting along.”

You are going back to Ludmouth?” queried the other with gentle eagerness, rising also. “So am I. We might perhaps walk in together.”

Im sorry, but Im going the other way,” returned Roger firmly. “Good morning, Mr. Meadows. See you again soon, I expect.” And he set briskly off in the direction of Sandsea.

Behind the first undulation he took cover and watched his late interlocutor make for the road and pass slowly out of sight. Then he came out of hiding and walked rapidly over to the little house which lay half-way between that of Dr. Vane and the villagethe house which sheltered the frivolous Mr. Russell and his jealous lady.

A perfectly respectable parlour maid answered his ring and looked at him enquiringly.

Is Mrs. Russell in?” Roger asked. “I should like to speak to her for a moment.”

No, sir; Im afraid she isnt. And Mr. Russell is out too.”

Oh! Thats a nuisance.” Roger rubbed his chin a moment in thought; then he came to a sudden decision. “You read the Courier sometimes I expect, dont you?” he asked unexpectedly.

Yes, sir,” replied the maid in a puzzled voice. “Cook takes it in, she does.”

She does, does she? Good for Cook! Well, look here, Ive come down to Ludmouth specially for the Courier, to send them news about that accident you had here the other day.”

The girls face cleared. “Mrs. Vane? Oh, yes, sir! Then youre aa reporting gentleman, sir?”

A reporting gentleman!” Roger laughed. “Yes, rather; that describes me to a T. Well, now,” he went on very confidentially, “the fact of the matter is this. I ran along to ask Mrs. Russell one or two questions, and Im in too much of a hurry to wait for her. Now, do you think you could answer them for me instead?”

Oh, yes, sir,” fluttered the maid. “I think I could. What would it be that you want to know?”

Well, now; Mrs. Vane was coming here that afternoon, wasnt she? And she never came. Now, I suppose you were in all the afternoon yourself, werent you?”

Me, sir? Oh, no. I was on my holidays. I only got back yesterday.”

I see. Rotten, coming back to work again, isnt it? But the cook would have been in, of course?”

No, sir; she was out too. It was her afternoon off. There was nobody in that afternoon but Mrs. Russell herself.”

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Aha!” observed Roger all to himself. Aloud he said mechanically, “I see,” and began to rack his brains furiously for a tactful way of getting hold of a pair of Mrs. Russells shoes. It was not an easy problem.

Usually a problem tended to lose its interest for Roger if it were too easy, but for this one the time-limit was not sufficient. On the spur of the moment he could only see one thing to do, so he did it.

Can you lend me a pair of Mrs. Russells shoes for an hour or so?” he asked blandly.

Her shoes?” repeated the astonished maid.

Yes; any pair of outdoor ones. Ill let you have them back before she notices theyre gone.” And he jingled significantly the loose silver in his trouser-pocket.

Notnot foot-prints?” twittered the maid, thrilled to the bone.

Roger made up his mind in a flash. After all, why not tell the truth? There was no doubt that the maid would appreciate it, and a spy in the enemys camp might be useful.

Yes,” he nodded. “But keep this to yourself, mind. Dont tell a soul!”

Not even Cook?” breathed the excited girl.

Yes, you can tell Cook,” conceded Roger gravely, knowing the paramount necessity of permitting a safety-valve. “But youll be responsible for it going no further. Promise?”

Oo, yes, sir! I promise.”

Well, cut up and get me a pair of her shoes, then.”

The girl needed no second invitation. She cut.

In less than a minute she was back again. “Here you are, sir. I put a bit of newspaper round them, so as nobody could see what youre carrying. But youll bring them back, wont you, sir?”

Oh, yes; some time this afternoon. In fact, Ill tell you what Ill do. Ill bring them to the back-door. How about that?”

Yes, that would be better, sir. Thank you.”

And if anybody else wants to know what I came for, say Im a reporter for the Courier wanting to see Mrs. Russell; thatll do as well as anything else. Here!”

A ten-shilling note changed hands, and Roger turned to go. A stifled sound from the girl caused him to look round.

Yes?” he said enquiringly.

Oo, sir! Mrs. Russell! You dont think as how she done it, do you?”

Done what?” asked Roger gravely.

P-pushed Mrs. Vane over the cliff! They hated each other like wild cats, they did. Many and manys the time Ive heard the missis giving it to the master about Mrs. Vane. ‘If I get hold of her, Ill give her what-for!’ she says. ‘Ill spoil her looks for her! Ill show her she cant⸺’ ”

No, no!” Roger interrupted hastily. “Good gracious, no! You mustnt think anything like that. I want the shoes forfor quite a different reason.” And he fled for the front gate.

The maid looked after him with an air of distinct disappointment.

The newspaper parcel under his arm, Roger made at top-speed for the point on the cliffs where the second stair-way emerged. It was only a matter of form to try the shoes he was carrying into that second lot of footprints; he knew beyond any shadow of doubt that they were going to fit. Within a quarter-of-an-hour of leaving the ladys own front door his confidence was justified: her shoes fitted as perfectly into the tracks as if they had made themwhich Roger had very little doubt they had! With a crow of triumph he turned round and scurried up the stairs again two at a time. The Ludmouth Bay Mystery was as good as ended.

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