"Father," said Bundle, opening the door of Lord Caterham's special sanctum and putting her head in, "I'm going up to town in the Hispano. I can't stand the monotony down here any longer."
"We only got home yesterday," complained Lord Caterham.
"I know. It seems like a hundred years. I'd forgotten how dull the country could be."
"I don't agree with you," said Lord Caterham. "It's peaceful, that's what it is—peaceful. And extremely comfortable. I appreciate getting back to Tredwell more than I can tell you. That man studies my comfort in the most marvellous manner. Somebody came round only this morning to know if they could hold a tally for girl guides here—"
"A rally," interrupted Bundle.
"Rally or tally—it's all the same. Some silly word meaning nothing whatever. But it would have put me in a very awkward position—having to refuse—in fact, I probably shouldn't have refused. But Tredwell got me out of it. I've forgotten what he said—something damned ingenious which couldn't hurt anybody's feelings and which knocked the idea on the head absolutely."
"Being comfortable isn't enough for me," said Bundle. "I want excitement."
Lord Caterham shuddered.
"Didn't we have enough excitement four years ago?" he demanded plaintively.
"I'm about ready for some more," said Bundle. "Not that I expect I shall find any in town. But at any rate I shan't dislocate my jaw with yawning."
"In my experience," said Lord Caterham, "people who go about looking for trouble usually find it." He yawned. "All the same," he added, "I wouldn't mind running up to town myself."
"Well, come on," said Bundle. "But be quick, because I'm in a hurry."
Lord Caterham, who had begun to rise from his chair, paused.
"Did you say you were in a hurry?" he asked suspiciously.
"In the devil of a hurry," said Bundle.
"That settles it," said Lord Caterham. "I'm not coming. To be driven by you in the Hispano when you're in a hurry—no, it's not fair on any elderly man. I shall stay here."
"Please yourself," said Bundle, and withdrew.
Tredwell took her place.