The Murder of Roger Ackroyd


POIROT PAYS A CALL

I was slightly nervous when I rang the bell at Marby Grange the following afternoon. I wondered very much what Poirot expected to find out. He had entrusted the job to me. Why? Was it because, as in the case of questioning Major Blunt, he wished to remain in the background? The wish, intelligible in the first case, seemed to me quite meaningless here.
My meditations were interrupted by the advent of a smart parlour maid.
Yes, Mrs. Folliott was at home. I was ushered into a big drawing room, and looked round me curiously as I waited for the mistress of the house. A large bare room, some good bits of old china, and some beautiful etchings, shabby covers and curtains. A ladys room in every sense of the term.
I turned from the inspection of a Bartolozzi on the wall as Mrs. Folliott came into the room. She was a tall woman, with untidy brown hair, and a very winning smile.
Dr. Sheppard,” she said hesitatingly.
That is my name,” I replied. “I must apologize for calling upon you like this, but I wanted some information about a parlour maid previously employed by you, Ursula Bourne.”
With the utterance of the name the smile vanished from her face, and all the cordiality froze out of her manner. She looked uncomfortable and ill at ease.
Ursula Bourne?” she said hesitatingly.
Yes,” I said. “Perhaps you dont remember the name?”
Oh, yes, of course. I⁠—I remember perfectly.”
She left you just over a year ago, I understand?”
Yes. Yes, she did. That is quite right.”
And you were satisfied with her whilst she was with you? How long was she with you, by the way?”
Oh! a year or two⁠—I cant remember exactly how long. She⁠—she is very capable. Im sure you will find her quite satisfactory. I didnt know she was leaving Fernly. I hadnt the least idea of it.”
Can you tell me anything about her?” I asked.
Anything about her?”
Yes, where she comes from, who her people are⁠—that sort of thing?”
Mrs. Folliotts face wore more than ever its frozen look. “I dont know at all.”
Who was she with before she came to you?”
Im afraid I dont remember.”
There was a spark of anger now underlying her nervousness. She flung up her head in a gesture that was vaguely familiar.
Is it really necessary to ask all these questions?”
Not at all,” I said, with an air of surprise and a tinge of apology in my manner. “I had no idea you would mind answering them. I am very sorry.”
Her anger left her and she became confused again.
Oh! I dont mind answering them. I assure you I dont. Why should I? It⁠—it just seemed a little odd, you know. Thats all. A little odd.”

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One advantage of being a medical practitioner is that you can usually tell when people are lying to you. I should have known from Mrs. Folliotts manner, if from nothing else, that she did mind answering my questions⁠—minded intensely. She was thoroughly uncomfortable and upset, and there was plainly some mystery in the background. I judged her to be a woman quite unused to deception of any kind, and consequently rendered acutely uneasy when forced to practise it. A child could have seen through her.
But it was also clear the she had no intention of telling me anything further. Whatever the mystery centering round Ursula Bourne might be, I was not going to learn it through Mrs. Folliott.
Defeated, I apologized once more for disturbing her, took my hat and departed.
I went to see a couple of patients and arrived home about six oclock. Caroline was sitting beside the wreck of tea things. She had that look of suppressed exultation on her face which I know only too well. It is a sure sign with her, of either the getting or the giving of information. I wondered which it had been.
Ive had a very interesting afternoon,” began Caroline, as I dropped into my own particular easy chair and stretched out my feet to the inviting blaze in the fireplace.
Have you?” I said. “Miss Gannett drop in to tea?”
Miss Gannett is one of the chief of our newsmongers.
Guess again,” said Caroline, with intense complacency.
I guessed several times, working slowly through all the members of Carolines Intelligence Corps. My sister received each guess with a triumphant shake of the head. In the end she volunteered the information herself.
M. Poirot!” she said. “Now, what do you think of that?”
I thought a good many things of it, but I was careful not to say them to Caroline.
Why did he come?” I asked.
To see me, of course. He said that, knowing my brother so well, he hoped he might be permitted to make the acquaintance of his charming sister⁠—your charming sister, Ive got mixed up, but you know what I mean.”
What did he talk about?” I asked.
He told me a lot about himself and his cases. You know that Prince Paul of Mauretania⁠—the one whos just married a dancer?”

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Yes?”
I saw a most intriguing paragraph about her in Society Snippets the other day, hinting that she was really a Russian Grand Duchess⁠—one of the Czars daughters who managed to escape from the Bolsheviks. Well, it seems that M. Poirot solved a baffling murder mystery that threatened to involve them both. Prince Paul was beside himself with gratitude.”
Did he give him an emerald tie pin the size of a plovers egg?” I inquired sarcastically.
He didnt mention it. Why?”
Nothing,” I said. “I thought it was always done. It is in detective fiction anyway. The super-detective always has his rooms littered with rubies and pearls and emeralds from grateful Royal clients.”
Its very interesting to hear about these things from the inside,” said my sister complacently.
It would be⁠—to Caroline. I could not but admire the ingenuity of M. Hercule Poirot, who had selected unerringly the case of all others that would most appeal to an elderly maiden lady living in a small village.
Did he tell you if the dancer was really a Grand Duchess?” I inquired.
He was not at liberty to speak,” said Caroline importantly.
I wondered how far Poirot had strained the truth in talking to Caroline⁠—probably not at all. He had conveyed his innuendoes by means of his eyebrows and his shoulders.
And after all this,” I remarked, “I suppose you were ready to eat out of his hand?”
Dont be coarse, James. I dont know where you get these vulgar expressions from.”
Probably from my only link with the outside world⁠—my patients. Unfortunately, my practice does not lie amongst Royal princes and interesting Russian émigrés.”
Caroline pushed her spectacles up and looked at me. “You seem very grumpy, James. It must be your liver. A blue pill, I think, tonight.”
To see me in my own home, you would never imagine that I was a doctor of medicine. Caroline does the home prescribing both for herself and me.
Damn my liver,” I said irritably. “Did you talk about the murder at all?”
Well, naturally, James. What else is there to talk about locally? I was able to set M. Poirot straight upon several points. He was very grateful to me. He said I had the makings of a born detective in me⁠—and a wonderful psychological insight into human nature.”
Caroline was exactly like a cat that is full to overflowing with rich cream. She was positively purring.

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